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For when you want to forget your tits are trying to kill you

"Turns out cancer, not so hilarious" Samantha Jones

When your tits are trying to kill you, you spend a lot of time hanging about clinics, being tethered to the spot in treatment and feeling blah.  You want a distraction, but your chemo brain means you can't concentrate, or your internal monologue won't. bloody. stop. 


This little area houses some ideas for things to watch, read, do or not do.

breast cancer

Take me away....

I'm in the mood for something funny, because cancer is shit craic

  • TV: Last One Laughing
  • TV: Any stand up special from a comedian you love
  • Podcast: SmartLess
  • Podcast: My Therapist Ghosted Me
  • Insta Follow: Samatha Irby @bitchesgottaeat
  • Insta Follow: Garron Noone @garron_music
  • Insta Follow: Josh Pugh @joshpughcomic
  • Book:  I Feel Bad About My Neck: And Other Thoughts On Being a Woman, by Nora Ephron
  • YouTube: Out takes of Between Two Ferns with Zack Galifanakis

I'm bored and tired, but I also want to do SOMETHING ffs

  • Jigsaws 
  • Lego
  • Adult colouring books
  • Wordle/any short form games that make you feel you've achieved something 

I'm feeling low and I need to feel comforted

  • TV: All Creatures Great and Small
  • TV: Schitt's Creek
  • TV: Grace and Frankie
  • TV: The Detectorists
  • TV: Mortimer and Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 
  • TV: Only Fools And Horses (or any show that makes you feel comforted and nostalgic)
  • *Note this is all TV, because watching long films or concentrating on reading can sometimes feel wildly unrealistic when you feel shit

Ok I've got a bit more energy, hit me with some TV for the ages

  • Big boys
  • Catastrophe
  • Fleabag
  • Hacks
  • Colin From Accounts 
  • Shrinking 
  • Rivals
  • The Thick Of It
  • Freaks and Geeks

I kinda want some cancer content, but make it real/entertaining

  • TRIGGER WARNING - Don't do these things if you feel low, vulnerable, emotional or sick. Get yourself to the funny or comforting sections
  • TV: Dying For Sex
  • TV: Apple Cider Vinegar
  • TV: Sex And The City Season 5
  • Book: We All Want Impossible Things, by Catherine Newman 

I want something weird and wonderful that gets me out of my head

  • Books: Convenience Story Woman by Sayaka Murata (any of her books, actually)
  • TV: The Mighty Boosh
  • TV: Broad City
  • TV: Toast of London

I need to zone out and feel soothed

  • YouTube: Search ASMR
  • Insta Follow: @sand.tagious
  • Apple music/Spotify: Brown noise

Oi! It's criminal you haven't added...

Got a suggestion of what got you through? A mood to cater for? Get in touch, mate

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